Archive for the 'One Liners' Category

Secular Resource – Secrets of Married Men

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

A couple of things in this post.

First, I’m not sure if this is any good, but it may help someone -> http://www.secretsofmarriedmen.com/ (191 hits) Make comments if it is any good. The comments must be approved (prevent excessive Viagra ads) so don’t fret if it doesn’t show up immediately.

Also, Surgeon General’s warning (well maybe not), is that Divorce May be Hazardous to your Longevity -> http://www.365reasons.com/health.htm (200 hits)

I was thinking of starting a site about how to lose the ol’ beer belly and quit smoking at some point. Maybe this is a good time to start thinking about it.

Ray has asked me to make a few changes to the site. These are coming soon, I’ve just been busy with new job and all so hold your horses for anyone out there reading still. This may introduce some bugs in the site. Please be on the lookout for bugs and email a d m i n @ g l a s s g lo v e s . c   o  m    if you see any (remove spaces).
Say some prayers please for “GroovyStix” (re chilicheese rhymes with Hershey’s) and his wife. His just got some more bad news – he has pretty well given up now. He has been through a lot.

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Prayer Request – In laws

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

My inlaws are now having marital problems in a big way. One of them has even moved out for the time being. I beseech you to send up prayers for the both of them as I fear their hearts have become hardened on both sides. If you’ve got prayers groups please take a moment and forward this through your own prayer networks and in your respective families. Even a marriage I thought was invincible at one time has now become subject to the enemy. I really don’t know what else to say other than reborn Christians have one of the higher divorce rates. I hope they don’t become another statistic so please please say some prayers. I’d appreciate any feedback from folks out there praying.

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Funny Quote

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
- Socrates

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Bubble Baths = Secret Weapon Against Stress?

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Okay fellas – this is one more tactic that could be used for “marriage maintenance mode” and if she is still living under the same roof as you, but trying to leave you. Don’t forget the rule about positive things being perceived negatively and that different people need different kinds (332 hits) of gifts. I don’t know any woman that would turn this one down though. Ladies feel free to comment if I’m wrong.

Recipe:

1 bottle of bubble bath / bath salts

1 bath tub

5 or 6 candles with solid bases (to avoid tipping over).

Add bubble bath or bath salts to running water shortly before your sweetheart arrives home, retires for the evening, etc. You have to be aware of how her schedule works – don’t try to force her schedule because that would be “insensitive”. Light the candles and turn out or dim the lights. Send her in there by herself to relax for about an hour. I’ve done this one about three times and it never turned out poorly – your mileage may vary. For a double bonus – if your wife stays home like mine and is coming in from errands or something – prepare dinner for once or bring it in before she arrives home.

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The Dating Standard

Sunday, November 5th, 2006

How did you treat your spouse on your first date? Has that standard since slipped? Do you now resemble Al Bundy from Married with Children?

Have enough sense to treat her like a Queen and you can become her King once again. It starts with you my friend.

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First Post

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

This site is largely focused on helping people save their marriages from divorce. Helpful resources and success stories are the intended scope of the site. I’m still working out the details of how all this is going to work, but hopefully this at least gets the ball rolling.

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